Mirror mirror on the wall
I am my mother after all
My face is lined and wrinkled
My eyes are growing dim
My throat looks like a turkey’s neck
And hair is growing on my chin
My butt’s the size of a barn
And my belly’s not far behind
All my body parts are sagging
And I’ve nearly lost my mind
I hope I’ve finally made her happy
As she looks down from heaven on high
To see that her fateful words came true
Before I roll over and die
~Sandi