Tag: Squirrel

Look at her!
She’s about to throw a hissy fit
Did she really think she could trick us
That a flimsy screen could keep us out
Humans!
They have the brains of a jelly fish
They forget that we’re invincible
That we can skitter up a tree blindfolded
Hang upside down on one leg
Fall from the highest tree and keep going
We are slinkys with fur
Acrobats with bushy tails
Magicians with better tricks
We are cute
Funny
Cunning
Destructive
A big fat pain in the butt!
We are kings and queens of the neighborhood
Thieves of squirrel resistant birdfeeders
Comedians of the universe
And like it or not
Curse every last one of us
Hang us from the treetops
We are here to stay!