Look at that!
Wrapped around the bird feeder like a slithering devious snake
I’d like to cut off his bushy tail and strangle him with it!
Just when I think I figured out a way to keep the squirrels off
They figure out a way to latch back on
Bella does a good job chasing them away
However, I have a better idea
But killing animals isn’t in my blood
I could let my neighbor do it
He loves killing pesky critters
But my conscience would keep me awake at night
My brain would never shut up about it
And my heart would shrivel up and die
So I took the feeder down
But the birds weren’t happy
So I hung it back up
Now the squirrels and the birds are happy
Wonderful!
Everybody’s happy but me!
But come tomorrow
Or the day after tomorrow
Or a thousand days after tomorrow
My tiny human brain will out-smart them
I pinky promise
I cross my heart and hope to die
On my mother’s grave
I will find the perfect solution
To out-smart every last one of them
Just you wait and see!
Straight From the Heart 